Some important lessons from “Toddlers & Tiaras”.

Have you seen Toddler’s and Tiara’s? You may have a glimmer of hope that it’s an animated girls tv show, similar to the likes of My Little Pony. But no, you’re wrong. It’s exactly as it sounds. Toddlers. And Tiaras. Little girls in beauty pageants.

Last year, post graduation, pre-wedding, prior to starting looking for a job, I used to spend countless hours vegetating watching TLC – one of those shows, was Toddlers and Tiaras. I know it’s terrible. I know the controversy around it. But I came across these on Buzzfeed (all hail the mighty Buzzfeed!) and couldn’t help but have a laugh.

Give your ambitions a solid deadline. (Way to make a girl feel like a granny...)

Give your ambitions a solid deadline. 

Enjoy great cuisine, but especially bacon.

Enjoy great cuisine, but especially bacon.

Pick stimulating hobbies.

Pick stimulating hobbies.

Never listen to the haters. (Aint noone got no time for that shit)

Never listen to the haters. 

Radiate with confidence and charm.

Radiate with confidence and charm.

Always have a plausible plan for the future. (No amount of face-lifts will help you at THAT age!)

Always have a plausible plan for the future.

Shame, these poor little girls. Wait til reality hits you.

(I blame my colleague for my new love of animated .gifs. I feel so behind the times.)

2 comments on “Some important lessons from “Toddlers & Tiaras”.

  1. Kirsty says:

    Gifs are bloody addictive. I blame Claire for my problem.

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